Jesus Christ Arcade

“Praise Sweet Baby… Aisha?!?” As-Salamu `Alaykum, Reverend Jeremiah here, and have I got a time piece for you fearless types: The Allah clock! This glorious clock can tell time in every time zone, including those Great Satan worshipping infidel time zones in “The United States” (soon to be renamed to “The Islamic States of America”, Allah willing). Capable of working even in the most desolate sand covered dunes of Somalia, this time keeper is excellent for hanging on the wall of any preschool room, that is, if schools are even allowed in your glorious Islamic state. This clock can be used as a timely reminder of the great hook nosed threat that we Jihadists fight against in Muhammad’s name, Peace Be Upon Him. Alternatively, this clock can also be used as the center piece of your TNT-shirt with explosive results! You will be screaming “Allahu Akbar” all the way to the open arms of your 72 raisins… er… virgins knowing full well that your 72 new mother-in-laws will approve of you.

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