A Prayer to Jesus

Posted by Reverend Jeremiah on Sunday Feb 19, 2012 Under Blog

” In the name of the great creator of all things, please show me the truth and the light, only you will know the ways of human thoughts and emotions, and only you will know what it takes to convince those who honestly seek the truth. It is my choice, through free will, that you should influence me, Jesus. I humbly ask that you immediately show yourself to me, because I wish to partake in this wonderful and glorious heaven with you, I wish to be born-again with Jesus as my personal Lord and Savior, and I wish to know the truth of how to reach this paradise through you, so that I may not be deceived by evil and lies, because you say you are the only true savior and messiah… I have read verses in your book that have raised doubts within my mind, and I ask that the spirit of truth, You…oh mighty lord, reveal yourself to me in a way that is undeniable and unambiguous, so that these doubts will vanish…I seek not to tempt you, but only to see your truth in all honesty. In the name of Jesus Christ …Amen”

What does this mean after your prayer?

Jesus/God should have made himself manifest, to prove that he is the light, good, and “wrought of God”:

John 3:16-21
“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. For everyone that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, because their deeds were evil. But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God.”

Jesus/God is supposed to be a supernatural being, capable of many incredible things (like creating the entire universe), so physically appearing before you to confirm his existence should not be a hard thing for him to do. If Jesus/God really wants to be your savior, he would not hesitate, but Jesus/God did not reveal himself even when you asked, this goes against scripture:

John 14:12-14

“Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that believeth on me, the works that I do shall he do also; and greater works than these shall he do; because I go unto my Father. And whatsoever ye shall ask in my name, that will I do, that the Father may be glorified in the Son. If ye shall ask anything in my name, I will do it.”

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A few Good Questions

Posted by Reverend Jeremiah on Sunday Feb 19, 2012 Under Blog

A few good questions

Here is a list of a few good questions to ask the next time an omnipotent being or their followers enter in to your presence:

#1; Why would an all-knowing God ask questions? (Genesis 3:11 “who told thee thou wast naked?”)

#2; Why would an all-powerful being require assistance, like angels or jinn?

#3; Why would an omnipotent being allow opposition, or Atheism?

#4; Why would an omnipotent being allow more than one form of government to exist in this world, including non-theocratic/secular governments?

#5; Why would a “true god” allow a child to be born into, and die believing in “false gods” or atheism.

#6; If spoken prayer is required for being saved, then why cant infant children have this ability so that they may be saved from hell fire if they die of SIDS (Sudden Infant Death Syndrome)?

#7; If there is a perfect creator, why does error exist in its predestined design?

#8; Why isn’t your god answering these questions for you right now?

#9; Why would an all-knowing God test my faith? Doesn’t all knowing include all future actions as well?

#10; If an all-mighty God has truly spoken, why isn’t the entire human population convinced?

#11; If God is an infinitely powerful being, how can we tell that this god isn’t just one of an infinite amount of infinitely powerful beings? Infinity is beyond the comprehension of the human mind.

#12; If you meet this Infinite being, then he must have finite dimensions. This means that the infinite being is no longer infinite, or that the being in front of you is not the infinite being… How could you ever truly know this infinite being, or even say that it exists?

#13; Why would a “true God” allow more than one sect within the same true religion? Example: Catholics and Baptists claim Christianity to be the religion of the “true God”, both sects are Christian, and both sects claim that the other will burn in hell.

#14; If you were an all-powerful being, would you allow a child to die?

#15; Punishment is effective only if it is a learning experience, otherwise it becomes a sadistic game to the punisher. If Hell is eternal punishment, what is there to learn from it other than pain?

#16; How can any good person consider an eternal happiness in paradise knowing that others are being tortured in hell for an eternity?

#17; If you were an all-powerful being, would you allow your priests to rape innocent children?

#18; If predestination really existed, then does that means that Jesus Christ planned and caused his priests to rape innocent children?

#19; If you were an all-powerful being; would you have to sacrifice your own son to appease your own anger?

#20; If Zeus was the all-powerful king of the gods, then why does the majority of the modern population consider him a myth?

#21; If Jesus is the spirit of love and forgiveness, then why do his followers wage war?

#22; If Jesus conquered death, then why do we still die?

#23; If Dionysus is the spirit of wine, then why does he allow his spirit to be consumed by heretical Christians who deny his existence?

#24; If Christianity is supposed to be a monotheism, why do they have many god-like beings within their religion? (Father, Son, Holy ghost, Jesus, Emanuel, Jehovah, Yahweh, “I am that I am”, Elohim, Mary mother of God, etc…)

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Total Media Connection

Posted by Reverend Jeremiah on Wednesday Jan 11, 2012 Under Blog

Praise Sweet Baby Jesus, I do believe i have completely connected Jesus Christ Arcade to Twitter to Facebook and back again.

It is a conspiracy I tell you. This is proof that Reverend Jeremiah is almost complete with his world domination!

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Super Jesus Bio

Posted by Reverend Jeremiah on Wednesday Jan 11, 2012 Under Blog

Super JesusThe adult version of Sweet Baby Jesus, Jesus Christ thinks himself the “Savior of Humanity” so much that he demands worship through empty threats of throwing people into a flaming torture chamber for eternity. This metaphysical entity (read “metaphysical” the same as you would “imaginary”) has clearly overstayed its welcome in our social meme structure as a “Super Jesus”. Fuck the Ten Commandments… even the most fundamentalist of Christians ignore most of them. But here comes Super Jesus to the rescue of his own imaginary existence (read “imaginary existence” the same as “mental infection”). If you worship this disease, then do yourself a favor, look into the mirror and tell yourself; “I am not Jesus, and Jesus must leave my thoughts! Leave diseased thoughts of godhood.” Go ahead and make excuses for the disease. Super Jesus is the greatest thing in the universe… GAH-LORY! Any dumb-ass can look at a tree or a blade of grass and tell that a Jewish carpenter from more than 2,000 years ago created the entire universe! Get emotional now and tie the memories of your dead loved ones into this Jesus disease (they are in Heaven of course) and turn me into a monster for even questioning the godhood that lives in your ego! How dare I even question any of your beliefs that you never question! Get even more emotional now, you can feel the power of Super Jesus in you now. Who will you be willing to kill to keep Super Jesus in your imaginations now?! Atheists?! Muslims?!

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Witness This

Posted by Reverend Jeremiah on Tuesday Jan 3, 2012 Under Blog

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One Nation…

Posted by Reverend Jeremiah on Tuesday Jan 3, 2012 Under Blog

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Torture Me Satan

Posted by Reverend Jeremiah on Tuesday Jan 3, 2012 Under Blog

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Tickle Me Jesus

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Sweet Baby Jesus Pong

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Super Jesus 3

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