Question – “Are you running this web site for the purpous of guiding dis-illusioned teens to Christ?”


Answer – This is the most popular request for information sent to Jesus Christ Arcade. The answer is; “No.”

Question – “I can’t figure out how to open the download packages from your site, can you help me?”


Answer – Yes I can. Once the packages are on your computer, you must right click it and select “Extract Here”.

Question – “Brother in Christ, would you be willing to donate money, time, effort, web building skills to our church?”

Answer – $100+ will buy you a basic website. $500+ will buy you a Flash enhanced website.

Question – “Don’t you know you are going to go to Hell for mocking Christ Jesus?”

Answer – No I’m not! I asked Sweet Baby Jesus to forgive me and he said; “Okay love bunny.”

Question – “Can I be a guest on your Inspirational Sermons Pod Cast?”

Answer – You have to send me an Email so we can get acquainted first.

Question – “What are the top ten reasons why you do this web site?”

Answer -

#10 – Everyone should have a sense of humor when it comes to religion and politics.
#9 – A “Savior” who is all powerful and all knowing, yet sits back and allows children to get raped, is not worthy of worship.
#8 – Because Christ Jesus really can shoot deadly flaming swords out of his mouth to destroy his ignorant creations.
#7 – Admit it! You tickled Sweet Baby Jesus’ diaper and you loved it as much as he did.
#6 – Please explain how Evolution is a myth because of your  “Woman was made from Adam’s spare rib” argument again.
#5 – Because Allah and Muhammad really do have bombs wrapped around their chests.
#4 – Because the world really does revolve around you. My apologies, I will be shutting this web site down promptly.
#3 – Every time I am called a “communist” when I reveal my Atheism, I’m going to shoot Christ in the balls with a cannon!
#2 – Because I am extremely allergic to self righteous, fundamentalist know-it-all assholes.
And the #1 Reason Why I Do This Website: www.skepticsannotatedbible.com