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		<title>Anarcho-syndicalism</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Anarcho-syndicalism is a branch of anarchism which endorses syndicalism. Syndicalism is an alternative co-operative economic system. Adherents view it as a potential force for revolutionary social change, replacing capitalism and the state with a new democratically self-managed society. Anarcho-syndicalists seek<span class="ellipsis">&#8230;</span><div class="read-more"><a href="http://jesuschristarcade.com/anarcho-syndicalism/">Read more &#8250;</a></div><!-- end of .read-more -->]]></description>
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<p><strong>Anarcho-syndicalism</strong> is a branch of anarchism which endorses syndicalism. Syndicalism is an alternative <strong>co-operative</strong> economic system. Adherents view it as a potential force for revolutionary social change, replacing capitalism and the state with a new democratically self-managed society. Anarcho-syndicalists seek to abolish the wage system, regarding it as wage slavery, and state or private ownership of the means of production, which they believe lead to class divisions. Anarcho-syndicalist theory generally focuses on the labour movement.</p>
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<p>Anarcho-syndicalists regard the state as a profoundly anti-worker institution. They view the primary purpose of the state as being the defence of private property and therefore of economic, social and political privilege, even when such defence denies its citizens the ability to enjoy material independence and the social autonomy which springs from it. In contrast to other bodies of thought (Marxism–Leninism being a prime example), anarcho-syndicalists deny that there can be any kind of workers&#8217; state, or a state which acts in the interests of workers, as opposed to those of the powerful. Reflecting the anarchist philosophy from which it draws its primary inspiration, <strong>anarcho-syndicalism holds to the idea that power corrupts.</strong></p>
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<p>The principles of anarcho-syndicalism are <strong>workers&#8217; solidarity, direct action, and workers&#8217; self-management</strong>. Workers&#8217; solidarity means that anarcho-syndicalists believe all workers, no matter what their gender or ethnic group, are in a similar situation in regard to their bosses (class consciousness). Furthermore, it means that, in a capitalist system, any gains or losses made by some workers from or to bosses will eventually affect all workers. Therefore, to liberate themselves, all workers must support one another in their class conflict.</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6c0lxZJIA1qivkib.jpg" alt="Direct action gets satisfaction" /></p>
<p>Anarcho-syndicalists believe that only direct action — that is, action carried out by the workers themselves, which is concentrated on attaining a goal directly, as opposed to indirect action, such as electing a representative to a government position — will allow workers to liberate themselves.</p>
<p>Anarcho-syndicalists believe that workers’ organizations — the organizations that struggle against the wage system, and which, in anarcho-syndicalist theory, will eventually form the basis of a new society — should be self-managing. They should not have bosses or &#8220;business agents&#8221;; rather, the workers alone should decide on that which affects them.</p>
<p>The word &#8220;Syndicalism&#8221; comes from the French word <em>syndicat</em> which means &#8220;trade union&#8221; (syndic meaning administrator), from the Latin word <em>syndicus</em> which in turn comes from the Greek word ???????? (syndikos) which means &#8220;caretaker of an issue&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>The Gospel of Jesus&#8217; Wife</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Sep 2012 18:46:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;A historian of early Christianity at Harvard Divinity School has identified a scrap of papyrus that she says was written in Coptic in the fourth century and contains a phrase never seen in any piece of Scripture: “Jesus said to<span class="ellipsis">&#8230;</span><div class="read-more"><a href="http://jesuschristarcade.com/the-gospel-of-jesus-wife/">Read more &#8250;</a></div><!-- end of .read-more -->]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;A historian of early Christianity at Harvard Divinity School has identified a scrap of papyrus that she says was written in Coptic in the fourth century and contains a phrase never seen in any piece of Scripture: “Jesus said to them, ‘My wife …&#8217;” </p>
<p>Here is a link to the full Article:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2012/09/19/us/historian-says-piece-of-papyrus-refers-to-jesus-wife.html?_r=0" title="http://www.nytimes.com/2012/09/19/us/historian-says-piece-of-papyrus-refers-to-jesus-wife.html?_r=0" target="_blank">http://www.nytimes.com/2012/09/19/us/historian-says-piece-of-papyrus-refers-to-jesus-wife.html?_r=0</a></p>
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		<title>Evangelize with Quick Tracts</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2012 03:24:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Step one – make sure the paper you are going to print on is 8.5? X 11? (8 1/2? X 11?) Step two – Once you have your paper and printer ready to print, left click on the page below.<span class="ellipsis">&#8230;</span><div class="read-more"><a href="http://jesuschristarcade.com/evangelize-with-quick-tracts/">Read more &#8250;</a></div><!-- end of .read-more -->]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Step one – make sure the paper you are going to print on is 8.5? X 11? (8 1/2? X 11?)</p>
<p>Step two – Once you have your paper and printer ready to print, left click on the page below. Select your printing preferences, and then print it. (Left click the image below to print side one)</p>
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<p>Step three – Take the printed paper and flip it over to its blank side and feed it back into your printer feed. This is a bit tricky because you must insure that the feed direction of the paper is the same direction as it was the first time you printed on it, only that it is flipped around “short ways”.<br />
Step four – Now that you have re-inserted the page that you have already printed on in Step two, left click on the page below. Choose your printing preferences like before and print it out. (Left click the image below to print side two)</p>
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<p>Step five &#8211; The Quick Tract is seperated into 6 seperate and easy tracts. Cut the page into 6 equal shares. It will be obvious how to cut them once you print them, but this practice page is printed with many pointers and instructins on how to flip the page after you have printed one side and where to cut the page. Grab those scissors and cut away. (view picture below)</p>
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<p>Step Six &#8211; Fold them. You know which side is the front page. It&#8217;s an easy tract. It&#8217;s obvious. Use the edge of your table for a straight edge to fold on for help if you need it. It will make a sharp and quick fold. Hell yeah, you got a 6 pack of Quick tracts. (view picture below)</p>
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		<title>Ancient Astronauts</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2012 05:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Praise Sweet Baby Jesus! Reverend Jeremiah here. There are a few conspiracy theorists that suggest that the authors of the bible have written verses about flying saucers and extraterrestrial beings from outer space with great technological abilities. Bible scholar, Barry<span class="ellipsis">&#8230;</span><div class="read-more"><a href="http://jesuschristarcade.com/ancient-astronauts/">Read more &#8250;</a></div><!-- end of .read-more -->]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.jesuschristarcade.com/reverendjeremiah/"><img src="http://www.jesuschristarcade.com/reverendjeremiah.png" alt="Reverend Jeremiah" align="left" /></a>Praise Sweet Baby Jesus! Reverend Jeremiah here. There are a few conspiracy theorists that suggest that the authors of the bible have written verses about flying saucers and extraterrestrial beings from outer space with great technological abilities. Bible scholar, Barry Downing, firmly believes that biblical teachings were inspired by extraterrestrial beings who came to earth in flying saucers. Downing was so convinced, he wrote a book about his theory called THE BIBLE AND FLYING SAUCERS (Lippincott, New York, 1968). These theorists have obviously not read the entire bible, because the bible CLEARLY states that the sky is solid, nor does it specifically mention any planets, and that the stars are no larger than figs, or marbles. These are some of the verses they use to &#8220;prove&#8221; their conjecture;</p>
<p>Psalms 68:17<br />
The chariots of God [are] twenty thousand, [even] thousands of angels: the Lord [is] among them, [as in] Sinai, in the holy [place].</p>
<p>These &#8220;chariots of God&#8221; are what extra terrestrial conspiracy theorists claim to be alien space craft. This verse now sounds like Jehovah (God) has an armada of 20,000 war ships manned by thousands of alien (angel) troopers, and even the great war lord himself is among them!</p>
<p>Ezekiel 1:1<br />
Now it came to pass in the thirtieth year, in the fourth [month], in the fifth [day] of the month, as I [was] among the captives by the river of Chebar, [that] the heavens were opened, and I saw visions of God.</p>
<p>Another mention of the solid sky (the heavens, also known as the firmament) that needed to be opened. How will these aliens ever land on our planet if our sky is solid? Apparently, God has to open the sky for them. This is quite silly, in reality, very few modern humans still think that the sky is solid. And besides, did god open the sky each time we sent up our own astronauts?</p>
<p>Ezekiel 1:2<br />
In the fifth [day] of the month, which [was] the fifth year of king Jehoiachin&#8217;s captivity,</p>
<p>Ezekiel 1:3<br />
The word of the LORD came expressly unto Ezekiel the priest, the son of Buzi, in the land of the Chaldeans by the river Chebar; and the hand of the LORD was there upon him.</p>
<p>The &#8220;word of the Lord&#8221; to Evangelicals means Jesus. So why didn&#8217;t the authors of psalms just call him Jesus, or Emanuel, or whatever. This whole trinity thing is meant to be very vague so as to blur the old testament with the new. But lets not get distracted from the original subject.</p>
<p>Ezekiel 1:4<br />
And I looked, and, behold, a whirlwind came out of the north, a great cloud, and a fire infolding itself, and a brightness [was] about it, and out of the midst thereof as the colour of amber, out of the midst of the fire.</p>
<p>This &#8220;whirlwind&#8221; is supposed to be the flying saucer entering our atmosphere, and at first glance, it seems as though these descriptions are accurate. I disagree! I think the verses are trying to say that the &#8220;word&#8221; and &#8220;hand&#8221; of the Lord (or Jesus) are giving Ezekiel some form of mystical vision. This explanation is more in keeping with the rest of the books of the bible as a whole, mystically inspired compilation. Lets move on to the description of the supposed alien intelligence;</p>
<p>Ezekiel 1:5<br />
Also out of the midst thereof [came] the likeness of four living creatures. And this [was] their appearance; they had the likeness of a man.</p>
<p>Wow! Real aliens visiting Earth &#8230;I&#8217;m excited!</p>
<p>Ezekiel 1:6<br />
And every one had four faces, and every one had four wings.</p>
<p>Say what? Four faces and four wings? This does’t sound like the typical &#8220;area 51&#8243; alien!</p>
<p>Ezekiel 1:7<br />
And their feet [were] straight feet; and the sole of their feet [was] like the sole of a calf&#8217;s foot: and they sparkled like the colour of burnished brass.</p>
<p>What are the chances of so many Earth like features evolving on NON-Earth born creatures? These descriptions are making me suspicious as to weather anthropomorphism is at work in these verses.</p>
<p>Ezekiel 1:8<br />
And [they had] the hands of a man under their wings on their four sides; and they four had their faces and their wings.</p>
<p>Ezekiel 1:9<br />
Their wings [were] joined one to another; they turned not when they went; they went every one straight forward.</p>
<p>Ezekiel 1:10<br />
As for the likeness of their faces, they four had the face of a man, and the face of a lion, on the right side: and they four had the face of an ox on the left side; they four also had the face of an eagle.</p>
<p>So now it’s starting to show its true colors. The Hebrews, who were familiar with the Egyptian tradition of mixing human and animal parts to create a new &#8220;species&#8221;, or anthropomorphized, were doing nothing more than inventing their own fantastic creatures for the obvious reasons of capturing the attention and imagination of the audience of this story, among other mystical/symbolic reasons lost in secrecy. Have you ever seen a picture of Horus?</p>
<p>Ezekiel 1:11<br />
Thus [were] their faces: and their wings [were] stretched upward; two [wings] of every one [were] joined one to another, and two covered their bodies.</p>
<p>Ezekiel 1:12<br />
And they went every one straight forward: whither the spirit was to go, they went; [and] they turned not when they went.</p>
<p>This is a more accurate version of these mythological creatures being described. They forgot to draw calf feet on its feet as is mentioned in verse 7. We are finally getting to the truth of the subject, with a noticeable flaw in this theory: This creature is obviously Chimerical, and therefore seemingly untrue. The above-pictured creature would never be seen on shows such as &#8220;Unsolved Mysteries&#8221; because of this reason.</p>
<p>Ezekiel 1:13<br />
As for the likeness of the living creatures, their appearance [was] like burning coals of fire, [and] like the appearance of lamps: it went up and down among the living creatures; and the fire was bright, and out of the fire went forth lightning.</p>
<p>Can you be a bit more vague? So many words, so little discerning descriptions.. a mark of a true snake oil salesman.</p>
<p>Ezekiel 1:14<br />
And the living creatures ran and returned as the appearance of a flash of lightning.</p>
<p>I’m sure that in the future, if we have transporters like the Star Trek series, the apologists will suggest that this above verse was proof of the transporter technology in the bible, and that the alien/angels taught early man about it. It only goes to show that if you revolve around religious/ conspiracy theory circles, that it always pays to be as vague as possible.</p>
<p>Ezekiel 1:15<br />
Now as I beheld the living creatures, behold one wheel upon the earth by the living creatures, with his four faces.</p>
<p>Let me show you why it is so vague; Ezekiel admits that he is staring straight at the creatures, and that suddenly a wheel was on the earth by the living creatures. How did they put the wheel there? Where did the wheel come from? How big is the wheel? How wide is the wheel? Etc..</p>
<p>Ezekiel 1:16<br />
The appearance of the wheels and their work [was] like unto the colour of a beryl: and they four had one likeness: and their appearance and their work [was] as it were a wheel in the middle of a wheel.</p>
<p>OK, we now know what color the wheel is&#8230;wait a minute&#8230;the last verse specifically mentions &#8220;one wheel&#8221;, and now the next verse says &#8220;wheels&#8221; meaning more than one! Four to be precise. Ezekiel cant keep up with his own writings.</p>
<p>Ezekiel 1:17<br />
When they went, they went upon their four sides: [and] they turned not when they went.</p>
<p>Now that makes me think of a classic flying saucer without the spinning effect.</p>
<p>Ezekiel 1:18<br />
As for their rings, they were so high that they were dreadful; and their rings [were] full of eyes round about them four.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m sure the author new the difference between eyes and lights, as is apparent in Ezekiel 1:13. I am VERY confident that he says what he intends. There are eyeballs around the rings. People who are hallucinating on mushrooms and other psychoactive drugs tend to see things like this as well.</p>
<p>Ezekiel 1:19<br />
And when the living creatures went, the wheels went by them: and when the living creatures were lifted up from the earth, the wheels were lifted up.</p>
<p>Ezekiel 1:20<br />
Whithersoever the spirit was to go, they went, thither [was their] spirit to go; and the wheels were lifted up over against them: for the spirit of the living creature [was] in the wheels.</p>
<p>Was their spirit (i.e. literally breath, or symbolically their &#8220;magical&#8221; essence) inside of the wheels, or were the creatures themselves in the wheels? I do not think the creatures are physically inside of the wheels, because verses 1:19-21 suggests that the wheels are actually following them around like lost puppies. Nope, doesn&#8217;t sound like a ship to me. Regardless, if they were ships, I&#8217;m sure the author would have mentioned them being familiar to water craft or the like, by specifically calling them ships.</p>
<p>Ezekiel 1:21<br />
When those went, [these] went; and when those stood, [these] stood; and when those were lifted up from the earth, the wheels were lifted up over against them: for the spirit of the living creature [was] in the wheels.</p>
<p>See what I mean about making the wheels sound as if they are following the creatures? The mention of their &#8220;spirits&#8221; in the wheel could mean many things because the word &#8220;spirit&#8221; is an ambiguous terminology. I think the context the author is trying to extend is that the wheels are mentally controlled by the creatures, or something like that. Perhaps he is trying to assert some long forgotten symbolic mysticism, in my humble opinion.</p>
<p>Ezekiel 1:22<br />
And the likeness of the firmament upon the heads of the living creature [was] as the colour of the terrible crystal, stretched forth over their heads above.</p>
<p>Notice the mentioning of the firmament above the heads of the creatures. These next few verses sound as if the author is trying convince us that the sky is momentarily being held up by these creatures. If you don&#8217;t believe me when I say the bible says the sky is solid, then look at these verses: Genesis 1:8 And God called the firmament Heaven..and this verse; Genesis 7:11 &#8230;and the windows of Heaven were opened. that starts the flood of Noah, and this verse; Genesis 8:2&#8230;and the windows of Heaven were stopped, and the rain from Heaven was restrained&#8230;that ends the flood of Noah. What exactly is a &#8220;terrible crystal&#8221;? Because I have no idea what this &#8220;terrible crystal&#8221; is, my imagination wants to say that this is some glass like dome keeping the creatures inside the wheel, but that is only because I am REACHING for that conclusion out of a natural need for everything to have an explanation, instead of just admitting that I DONT KNOW what this author is writing about. Anyway&#8217;s, a few verses ahead he will say that God, as usual, is on his throne above this very same firmament. So I will rationally conclude that it is not a spaceship dome.</p>
<p>Ezekiel 1:23<br />
And under the firmament [were] their wings straight, the one toward the other: every one had two, which covered on this side, and every one had two, which covered on that side, their bodies.</p>
<p>Ezekiel 1:24<br />
And when they went, I heard the noise of their wings, like the noise of great waters, as the voice of the Almighty, the voice of speech, as the noise of an host: when they stood, they let down their wings.</p>
<p>Apologists generally use the word &#8220;host&#8221; or &#8220;hosts of heaven&#8221; (Genesis 2:1) to &#8220;prove&#8221; that the bible mentions the planets of our solar system. This is not a proof of specific scientific knowledge; it is a sweeping generalization. The hosts in these verses are clearly angels and other mythical beings.</p>
<p>Ezekiel 1:25<br />
And there was a voice from the firmament that [was] over their heads, when they stood, [and] had let down their wings.</p>
<p>Ezekiel 1:26<br />
And above the firmament that [was] over their heads [was] the likeness of a throne, as the appearance of a sapphire stone: and upon the likeness of the throne [was] the likeness as the appearance of a man above upon it.</p>
<p>See, I told you it was God above the firmament. The bible is consistent in saying that the sky is solid, and that God&#8217;s throne dwells just above it.</p>
<p>Ezekiel 1:27<br />
And I saw as the colour of amber, as the appearance of fire round about within it, from the appearance of his loins even upward, and from the appearance of his loins even downward, I saw as it were the appearance of fire, and it had brightness round about.</p>
<p>The above verse was a description of Jehovah given from a crotch point of view.</p>
<p>Ezekiel 1:28<br />
As the appearance of the bow that is in the cloud in the day of rain, so [was] the appearance of the brightness round about. This [was] the appearance of the likeness of the glory of the LORD. And when I saw [it], I fell upon my face, and I heard a voice of one that spake.</p>
<p>Notice the mention of &#8220;the bow that is in the cloud&#8221; (i.e. rainbow). According the Christian mythology, the rainbow is a promise by God to never open the windows of heaven and drown everyone on earth again. Sort of like a warrior &#8220;laying down his bow&#8221; so as to not harm us again. Don&#8217;t you just love rainbow promises? This is also another chance to prove my point about these verses being mystical symbolisms.</p>
<p>So, here is my conclusion;</p>
<p>Flying saucers from God? A pure and true religion taught by extraterrestrial? Proof that extraterrestrial intelligence evolved and contacted primitive humans? The religious heroes of old being knowledgeable of extremely advanced technology?</p>
<p>I have only one thing to say in answer to these theories: BULLCRAP!!! This is nothing more than the typical, unscientific trash that pseudo-religious conspiracy theorists spew. They are easily debunked with the analyzing of just a few bible verses. </p>
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		<title>Evangelize with Inspirational Comics</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2012 03:34:22 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Step two &#8211; Once you have your paper and printer ready to print, left click on the page below. Select your printing preferences, and then print it. (Left click the image below to print side one)</p>
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<p>Step three &#8211; Take the printed paper and flip it over to its blank side and feed it back into your printer feed. This is a bit tricky because you must insure that the feed direction of the paper is the same direction as it was the first time you printed on it, only that it is flipped around &#8220;short ways&#8221;.</p>
<p>Step four &#8211; Now that you have re-inserted the page that you have already printed on in Step two, left click on the page below. Choose your printing preferences like before and print it out. (Left click the image below to print side two)</p>
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<p>Step five &#8211; Hold the page up to the light and look through it. The gray and red lines should line up on both sides of the paper within an 1/8 of an inch. If not, you didn&#8217;t flip the paper over correctly for the second print. Start over at step one.</p>
<p>If you printed it correctly according to the directions presented here, then you have the images on both sides of the page correctly printed and ready. You will need a <strong>large stapler</strong> and a <strong>pair of scissors</strong> (view picture below)</p>
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<p>Step six &#8211; Cut the top and bottom ends of the page where it say &#8220;Cut this TAB off before you start folding the gray lines.&#8221; (view picture below)</p>
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<p>Step seven &#8211; Fold the paper along the long horizontal gray lines. Try to be as accurate as possible. Find a straight edge to help you fold a tight and straight line if you need help. Holding the paper with the front cover / back cover images facing you in a readable position, fold the top end AWAY from the front cover / back cover part of the paper. (view picture below)</p>
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<p>Step eight &#8211; Now fold the bottom end away from the front cover / back cover part of the paper. (view picture below)</p>
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<p>Step nine &#8211; Now fold the entire book at the center gray line. (view picture below)</p>
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<p>Step ten &#8211; Place two staples at the spine of the book. The sharp side of the staples sholud be aimed towards the inside of the book. The smooth side of the staple should be on the outside of the book. Place one staple near the top of the book, one near the bottom of the book. If your stapler isn&#8217;t long enough to accomplish this, then gently fold, without creasing, one end of the book over to give room for your stapler. Once the staples are in place, remove any creasing and then reinforce the spine of the book by pinching the fold back into place. (view picture below)</p>
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<p>Step eleven &#8211; I&#8217;m sure you have noticed those red lines with the message &#8220;Cut this TAB off after you have finished folding and stapling this book.&#8221; Break out those scissors and cut both of those tabs off as straight as possible. (view picture below)</p>
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<p>Finished product &#8211; Open your book and inspect your handy work. If you have some pages that are upside down, or not in order, then start over at step one. If you take your time you can have a very beautiful book. I created this book in less than 5 minutes. I know you can do it too! (view picture below)</p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2012 23:36:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[HAY! This is The Holy Ghost and I am out and proud! I am cheerful, gleeful, happy, glad, cheery, lighthearted, joyous, joyful, jovial, sunny, lively, vivacious, sparkling; chipper, playful, jaunty, sprightly, blithe, and I absolutely LOVE a fresh spritzer. Holy<span class="ellipsis">&#8230;</span><div class="read-more"><a href="http://jesuschristarcade.com/holyghost/">Read more &#8250;</a></div><!-- end of .read-more -->]]></description>
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<a href="http://www.jesuschristarcade.com/holyghost"><img class="alignleft" src="http://www.jesuschristarcade.com/holyghost.png" alt="The Holy Ghost" /></a>HAY! This is The Holy Ghost and I am out and proud! I am cheerful, gleeful, happy, glad, cheery, lighthearted, joyous, joyful, jovial, sunny, lively, vivacious, sparkling; chipper, playful, jaunty, sprightly, blithe, and I absolutely LOVE a fresh spritzer. Holy Ghost Twirking up this bitch, can every guy in the house say &#8220;Hell Yeah!&#8221;? Drop a limp wrist if you feel fantabulosa, incredible, edible, fruity, and TOTALLY California. For some reason those knuckle dragging, red necked, beer swilling troglodytes think I am homophobic like they think they are. They better recognize! The Holy Ghost is not a Butterface!</p>
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&#8230;okay&#8230; THAT video was taken way back in my teenage years when I was young and needy. Nobody liked me back then and they used me and abused me. But now I&#8217;m clean, mean, and on the scene if you know what I mean. I&#8217;ve had some fantabulous times with Reverend Jeremiah. He trying to play it off but we all know. We are the champions, my friends. And we&#8217;ll keep on fighting &#8217;till the end!<br />
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		<title>God</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2012 23:36:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Praise me, HAW HAW! Well I have been on a thousand year binge so far… well… pretty close to it. Anyways, I’ve been chugging brewskies and stupid juice all day and all night and I’ve almost got my old score<span class="ellipsis">&#8230;</span><div class="read-more"><a href="http://jesuschristarcade.com/god/">Read more &#8250;</a></div><!-- end of .read-more -->]]></description>
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<a href="http://www.jesuschristarcade.com/god"><img class="alignleft" src="http://www.jesuschristarcade.com/god.png" alt="The Lord God" /></a>Praise me, HAW HAW! Well I have been on a thousand year binge so far… well… pretty close to it. Anyways, I’ve been chugging brewskies and stupid juice all day and all night and I’ve almost got my old score of 999 years beat! I was so lonely before, spending eternity in perfection before I created myself, so I decided to create this fucked up world you are living in now just to get my kicks. I love you guys so much I made your planet the center of everything so that you could feed my ego with song and praise while I get my drink on. HAW HAW! Check out this video of my handiwork&#8230;<br />
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Mary was such a tease. I didnt even ask her if she wanted it, I gave her the whole of my Godly Girth. HAW HAW. She was screaming: &#8220;Oh God, Oh God, Oh God&#8221;. Who cares if she was married or didnt want to be raped? I Didnt. Joseph was like: &#8220;What the fuck God?! I married her because she was a fresh virgin, and you popped it before I did?! Thanks alot!&#8221; I had to rape Mary to impregnate her with myself because I needed to be born out of her so that I could sacrifice myself to myself and raise myself from the dead in order to convince myself to forgive my own creations for me not making them as perfect as I should have made them by giving them an option of either believing in how I sacrificed myself to myself in order for them to have a way for me to forgive them or they can just burn in a flaming torture chamber for all eternity.<br />
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		<title>Lucifer</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2012 23:36:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Reverend Jeremiah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Why&#8217;s it always the nigga gettin&#8217; the muthafuckin&#8217; short end of the muthafuckin&#8217; stick?! Dis shit be pissin&#8217; dis nigga off sumpin&#8217; feirce and dat aint no bullshit! I&#8217;s about ta slap a sloppy ass booger bear right up<span class="ellipsis">&#8230;</span><div class="read-more"><a href="http://jesuschristarcade.com/lucifer/">Read more &#8250;</a></div><!-- end of .read-more -->]]></description>
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<div class="aligncenter"><a href="http://www.jesuschristarcade.com/lucifer"><img class="alignleft" src="http://www.jesuschristarcade.com/lucifer.png" alt="Lucifer" /></a>Why&#8217;s it always the nigga gettin&#8217; the muthafuckin&#8217; short end of the muthafuckin&#8217; stick?! Dis shit be pissin&#8217; dis nigga off sumpin&#8217; feirce and dat aint no bullshit! I&#8217;s about ta slap a sloppy ass booger bear right up in dis bitch right now nowut I&#8217;s sayin&#8217; B? Shiet, I&#8217;s has got some dank ass kronic and some showties, you seem cool G. Wanna chill with da &#8220;Lu&#8221; to the &#8220;ci&#8221; to the &#8220;fer&#8221;? Fuck yeah, dats whats I&#8217;s talkin&#8217; bouts. I&#8217;s black and beautiful, so grab yo ass a chair and a fody of malt lika and kick yo ass back biatch. I&#8217;s gotsta raps at ya fo a fat minute yo. Check dis shit out&#8230;</div>
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Fuck yeah. Dat&#8217;s my krunk ass Pope collection. Shit&#8217;s tight right? I&#8217;s raisin&#8217; up like dat nowut I mean B? An wuts up wit dem abbudabba towel headed sand nigga&#8217;s? Days aint got da cave nigga life down right: Violence aint da answer, unless of course it&#8217;s against da Jews! I&#8217;s b needin&#8217; some Benjigreens. Well pimps up hoe&#8217;s down mutha fucka, I&#8217;s gotta hit dem sloppy ass booga bears and make bank. Later G!</p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2012 23:35:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Reverend Jeremiah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WELCOME TO JESUS CHRIST ARCADE! Are you tired of mediocre web sites that can bore you to tears? Then welcome to Jesus Christ Arcade. We have Free Flash Video Games that are inspired from The King James Bible with a<span class="ellipsis">&#8230;</span><div class="read-more"><a href="http://jesuschristarcade.com/superjesus/">Read more &#8250;</a></div><!-- end of .read-more -->]]></description>
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<a href="http://www.jesuschristarcade.com/superjesus"><img class="alignleft" src="http://www.jesuschristarcade.com/jesuschristarcade.png" alt="Super Jesus" /></a>WELCOME TO JESUS CHRIST ARCADE! Are you tired of mediocre web sites that can bore you to tears? Then welcome to Jesus Christ Arcade. We have Free Flash Video Games that are inspired from The King James Bible with a modern touch for todays troubled youth! We have Free Inspirational Comics that you can download and Evangelize with! We have Free Audio Inspirational Sermons with Reverend Jeremiah and much, much more&#8230; Enjoy! FREE GAMES! FREE COMICS! FREE ANIMATIONS! FREE VIDEOS! FREE DOWNLOADS!<br />
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		<title>Sweet Baby Jesus</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2012 23:01:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Reverend Jeremiah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello, I&#8217;m Sweet Baby Jesus and I love you. Will you tickle me? Sweet Baby Jesus LOVES being tickled! My daddy can be such a douche bag sometimes. Sometimes Sweet Baby Jesus likes to bounce around! Will you help Sweet<span class="ellipsis">&#8230;</span><div class="read-more"><a href="http://jesuschristarcade.com/praisesweetbabyjesus/">Read more &#8250;</a></div><!-- end of .read-more -->]]></description>
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<a href="http://www.jesuschristarcade.com/praisesweetbabyjesus"><img class="alignleft" src="http://www.jesuschristarcade.com/sweetbabyjesus.png" alt="Sweet Baby Jesus" /></a>Hello, I&#8217;m Sweet Baby Jesus and I love you. Will you tickle me? Sweet Baby Jesus LOVES being tickled! My daddy can be such a douche bag sometimes. Sometimes Sweet Baby Jesus likes to bounce around! Will you help Sweet Baby Jesus bounce around? Sweet Baby Jesus loves Reverend Jeremiah! Oh yeah, Reverend Jeremiah loves Sweet Baby Jesus, especially during choir practice. Sweet Baby Jesus can sing really high. Can you sing really high like Sweet Baby Jesus does? Sweet Baby Jesus loves to sing really high just like he loves to bounce really high. Sweet Baby Jesus loves you.<br />
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Sweet Baby Jesus loves to play games. Will you play games with Sweet Baby Jesus? Sweet Baby Jesus also likes Michael Jackson because Michael Jackson loves Sweet Baby Jesus. Dont I have a beautiful halo? I love for my Halo to be tickled! Will you tickle my Halo? Will you Praise Sweet Baby Jesus? I love you. I really do.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"> !!! DON&#8217;T MAKE ME MAD OR I WILL CAST YOU INTO ETERNAL HELL FIRE GOD DAMN IT !!!</p>
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