Lets face it… LIFE SUCKS! Disease, extreme weather, bacteria, mold, mental disorders, animals wanting to eat you, volcanic eruptions, earth quakes, extinction causing comets smashing into Earth, landslides, tsunamis’, hurricanes, floods, poisons, tornados, hail, radiation, mutations, birth defects, sudden infant death syndrome, conjoined twins, addictive personalities, hunger, pain, droughts, plague, plaque, vermin, filth, and nipples on men! Anyone that is willing to look past his base ego pleasing nature to study the Cosmos around him or her will instantly notice that something is just plain fucked up! Either it was Evolution (which means you are a monkey’s uncle… and that is obvious mythology!) or that a Jewish carpenter that helped herald the dark ages created the Universe. The Lord God (You know, the one we are supposed to trust and worship like our glorious American money tells us too.) loves his beer! In fact, he created the Universe during a hangover after a month long beer chugging binge. That is why things in this universe are so fucked up. Trust me, God told me personally about this and commanded me to prophesy this back to you for the benefit of your immortal soul.
The Lord god loves to sit back and watch little innocent children get rapped by his priesthood, then he defends his priests by making people believe that freewill is more important than saving a child’s innocence.. when he had planned that childs rapping before he even created the Universe. Glory to God Almighty!
