Holy Ghost
Posted by Reverend Jeremiah on Friday Dec 23, 2011 Under Blog
The Holy Ghosts’ best and frequently repeated advice is; “If you are going to come out of the closet, then do it looking ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS!”. The Holy Ghost loves the color pink almost as much as he loves Madonna (not the one he helped that butch God impregnate..ewww!) and knee high leather high heels. The Holy Ghost is sometimes caught bragging about his shoe, boot and pumps collection, or as he puts it; “My life and sole.. no pun intended you big boy.” The Holy Ghost is transparent and vulnerable, just the way he likes it, and he enjoys spending his evenings going in and out and in and out of the thoughts of the likes of Mel Gibson, Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwel, and Chuck Norris (KEEEYAA!). The Holy Ghost loves to touch every man who calls out to him again and again.
It is commonly said by extreme Christian fundaMENTALists that the Bible (You know… that book that you have never ever read, but believe 100% as long as it isn’t inconvenient to you) says that it is okay to blaspheme Jesus (That toothless, scum lapping shit bag!) and God (the fucktard)… but blaspheming The Holy Ghost is an UNFORGIVABLE SIN! This means if you say something like; “The Holy Ghost is a stupid ass figment of your imagination!”, or; “The Holy Ghost licks the sperm of a flea infested bastard donkey off of his lips!”, or; “The Holy Ghost is a corn hole lapping, teabag slurping, pickle smooching, meat swinging shit heel!” then you will be GUARENTEED to go to HELL never receiving forgiveness.
