Lucifer / Satan
Posted by Reverend Jeremiah on Friday Dec 23, 2011 Under Blog
Why the fuck do I have to always be the last one in the line-up?! Goddamn this honky ass, cracker ass shit! You kno’ they tryin’ to hold a niggah down all the goddamn time! Sheeit! Well, its like this cuz… I’m Gods brother right? And He’s like; “BURRRP HEY LUCIFER, I WANT TO MAKE AN ANIMAL CALLED A PLATYPUS HA HA HA HA…. HOW SHOULD I DO IT?” So I’m like; “I dont give a FUCK! Make it a mammal that lays eggs you drunk ass hill billy!” and I passed him a philly blunt hoping it would shut him the fuck up. So that fuckin’ lush smoked up all my shit in one toke and I was like “GOD DAMN ya feenin bitch..save a toke for a niggah’ shit!” and God started getting all crazy an’ shit talkin’; “BUUURP IM GONNA PUT A DUCK BILL ON IT…HA HA HA HA HA…THATS FUCKING TRIPPY…HA HA HA!” Like the backwards ass country fuck that he is.
That motha’ Fucka’ went ape shit makin’ that fucked up pile of shit plata-whatever, then he shoved that nasty rat in my face and said;” BURRRP WHY DONT YOU KISS IT..HA HA HA HA!” and I smacked that bitch to the floor cuz’, cause my pimp hand is strong word?! And that fucked up duck rat bit God on his lint covered pinky toe and god cried like a little bitch. I was rollin on the floor for a minute laughin my ass off at that redneck dumb ass suckin his toe in pain and he was like; “I CURSE YOU TO THE HEEL AS A SNAKE.. BURRRP…YOU SCAPEGOAT…HA HA HA HA!” Shit! Niggas get NO slack!
