Hello, I’m Sweet Baby Jesus and I love you. Will you tickle me? Sweet Baby Jesus LOVES being tickled! My daddy can be such a douche bag sometimes. Sometimes Sweet Baby Jesus likes to bounce around! Will you help Sweet Baby Jesus bounce around? Sweet Baby Jesus loves Reverend Jeremiah! Oh yeah, Reverend Jeremiah loves Sweet Baby Jesus, especially during choir practice. Sweet Baby Jesus can sing really high. Can you sing really high like Sweet Baby Jesus does? Sweet Baby Jesus loves to sing really high just like he loves to bounce really high. Sweet Baby Jesus loves you.
Sweet Baby Jesus loves to play games. Will you play games with Sweet Baby Jesus? Sweet Baby Jesus also likes Michael Jackson because Michael Jackson loves Sweet Baby Jesus. Dont I have a beautiful halo? I love for my Halo to be tickled! Will you tickle my Halo? Will you Praise Sweet Baby Jesus? I love you. I really do.
!!! DON’T MAKE ME MAD OR I WILL CAST YOU INTO ETERNAL HELL FIRE GOD DAMN IT !!!
Praise Sweet Baby Jesus! I am Reverend Jeremiah and I am so happy that you are here! I really do hope that you will be enjoying my fantastic, True® Christian website Jesus Christ Arcade (www.jesuschristarcade.com). This site has information on it that just might save your Soul!
