Jesus Christ Arcade

The adult version of Sweet Baby Jesus, Jesus Christ thinks himself the “Savior of Humanity” so much that he demands worship through empty threats of throwing people into a flaming torture chamber for eternity. This metaphysical entity (read “metaphysical” the same as you would “imaginary”) has clearly overstayed its welcome in our social meme structure as a “Super Jesus”. Fuck the Ten Commandments… even the most fundamentalist of Christians ignore most of them. But here comes Super Jesus to the rescue of his own imaginary existence (read “imaginary existence” the same as “mental infection”). If you worship this disease, then do yourself a favor, look into the mirror and tell yourself; “I am not Jesus, and Jesus must leave my thoughts! Leave diseased thoughts of godhood.” Go ahead and make excuses for the disease. Super Jesus is the greatest thing in the universe… GAH-LORY! Any dumb-ass can look at a tree or a blade of grass and tell that a Jewish carpenter from more than 2,000 years ago created the entire universe! Get emotional now and tie the memories of your dead loved ones into this Jesus disease (they are in Heaven of course) and turn me into a monster for even questioning the godhood that lives in your ego! How dare I even question any of your beliefs that you never question! Get even more emotional now, you can feel the power of Super Jesus in you now. Who will you be willing to kill to keep Super Jesus in your imaginations now?! Atheists?! Muslims?!