Jesus Christ Arcade

Sweet Baby Jesus is a sexual bomb shell. Representative of the fertility of spring and the decline of the Fall, Sweet Baby Jesus is everything natural with a humorous dose of the metaphysical to boot. If you think your father hates you, then think again, because Sweet Baby Jesus’ father (God) is an alcoholic and malevolent designer. Demanding the blood of his only begotten son, Sweet Baby Jesus’ daddy has consistently abused him to the point of insanity. Can you measure up to an all powerful being? Can you relate to an all knowing being? Sweet Baby Jesus is the penultimate pre-teenager inside of everyone and you know it! Atheists even love The Sweet baby Jesus because his base honesty touches sublime connections of reality that the so-called “Bible” wishes it could.

Sweet Baby Jesus loves Reverend Jeremiah because, quite frankly, Reverend Jeremiah is Sweet Baby Jesus’ wealthiest sex slave. Reverend Jeremiah may talk a tough game, but behind closed doors he becomes the submissive bitch that Sweet Baby Jesus commands him to be. Sweet Baby Jesus is the biggest slut in the universe, and Reverend Jeremiah is just one more notch on his diaper! These words stand as testament to the character that is Sweet Baby Jesus; disgusting, morbid, excitable, demanding, manipulative, self centered, emotional train wreck, horny, corny, loopy, droopy, sex, drugs, rock& roll, chips, dips, chains, whips, lusty, crusty, whack, crack, slack, young, dumb, full of cum… and just plain nasty.

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